you momma jokes
Hellbound With You
by KazzenlX
[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] "I love you, despite the danger signs."____Sheltered and innocent Abigail is terminally ill. She knows she will die soon so before she dies, she wants to fulfill her one and only wish - to fall in love. She wants to experience loving someone romantically. But under one strange condition- she wants a man who will not fall in love with her because she doesn't want him to suffer when she's gone. She met Alexander Qinn, the coldhearted and mysterious man. He warns her from …
Was it you that night?
by Ten million
On the eve of their wedding, Yan Changsheng brought back a girl and publicly called off the marriage.Only then did Shen Qinghe realize that Yan Changsheng was the crazy male lead from a book, and the girl was the irresistible female protagonist.As for her, she was just early cannon fodder fated to die, and her elder sister was the malevolent female supporting character whom everyone wanted to beat up.Tsk, the plot is just freaking ridiculous!After awakening, Shen Qinghe busied herself with culti…
A Lifetime With You
by zetsubouaichan
While attending his brother's funeral, Neil Mo noticed the little girl, sitting quietly alone with both hands hugging her knees tightly.The little girl had only lost both her parents. But in a room was full of people, no one seemed to pay attention to her.---"Grandma, I don't want to live away from my daddy and mommy... I know that I won't get to see them again... What if I miss them?" her words were a bit incoherent as she forced back her sobs.Seeing the little girl, he felt something tugged on…
Hate You, Love You.
by Queen_Of_Royals
Adelaide Montessori Prep, school for the children of the rich and upper-class members of the social ladder.So what is Melody Jones doing in a school like that? One word: Scholarship..........................Meet Melody:Melody is not a damsel in distress. She's witty, sassy, and badass, but one person just seems to irk her every time: Jason Blunt.Meet Jason:Son of a famous model and hot shot lawyer, Jason is living the high life: luxury vacations, private jets and designer everything. He seems to…
Little momma
by new_chyna
"I'm pregnant"muttered Emmy, legs clutched against her bosom, forehead on her knees, quivering and shaking senselessly from her sobbing.Pregnant at 16, preparing for college, how will Emerson Sunders announce to her family and friends that she is expecting a baby? How will she announce to her boyfriend Jason that they're parents to become?Will their love be strong enough to keep them together and united to overcome the judgemental reaction of the society and of the students in the school they bo…
Dear Momma
by Abigail_uchechukwu_9058
Dear momma....I am a year older than you today,I have a loving family,I'm successful writer,I got married to the love of my life...lol,I think I did more than you did in your life time....but am in the hospital today just like you....lol....at least I lived a year older than you....This book is going to be me baring my soul to you....taking you through the journey of life I went through.... letting you in on my darkest secrets...I hope we all learn a thing or two from it.We are all looking for p…
Stuck With You!
by Naijabooks
Childhood Best friends, Joan Afolabi a successful lawyer and Steve Olawale a successful businessman, are forced into an arranged marriage by their parents. Having a drunken one night stand with your best friend was one thing, but marriage? That was completely different and unexpected.Is friendship going to be enough to keep the marriage between Joan who doesn't believe in love or submitting to a man, and Steve a proud womanizer? Or perhaps there was something more than friendship between them? S…
MOMMAS BOY
by June_Thirteen
Ate, kuya.. Ina..Ganyan lang ang nararamdaman nina Chari at Clint sa umpisa. Nagsasama at umaarte ng walang malisya kahit pa sa harap ng iba. Masaya sila sa piling ng isa't-isa na habang tumatakbo ang panahon ay mas lalo pang napapalapit. Ngunit..Hindi inakalang isang araw ay matatagpuan nila na higit pa pala sa turingang ginagawa ang ninanais na nila. Pagsasaluhan ang bawat sandaling magpapainit sa kanila at ililihim lahat sa iba.Ngunit dahil sa kapusukan ng binata ay masisira lahat.At doo'y li…
Will You Remember Then?
by gents46
Allyza lifted her eyes to Hayri, her fiance who stood beside her on the deck. He looked back at her with those tender eyes, filled with so much love and admiration for her.Little did he know, that the woman he loved and adored so much for five years was the one he was long haunting down to kill to avenge for his father.
Momma's Bambina
by Capsicorn07
This is similar to those typical stories wherein the main character have six brothers and a father who are a part of the largest mafia, and a mother who took her away from them and remarried.But unlike those stories, her mother loves her so much and she had a very loving step father who loves her so much and was a part of the military, whom also have a child of his own from his wife before the main character's mother, a boy, five years older than her. Her mom and step-father then has a child, a …
Anything For You
by Phoenix
Emerald Azure, an aloof werewolf, Alpha of CRESCENT MOON pack who is not blessed with a Destined Mate by Moon Goddess happens to cross his ways with Scarlet Lozenge, a normal human girl only to get surprised learning her true identity and falling for her deeply, even after cutting the knots of deadly Blood pact and enjoys his love life after centuries, but things take a different turn with the entry of Dankein Cosh, king of Dream-Catchers who happens to be entangled with both Scarlet and Emerald…
Momma Mia, What a Surprise!
by CasterAngel13
Mia, an agent for hire and bounty hunter for the right pay finally wants to settle down. What does that mean for Mia? She wants a kid to give all her love but isn’t looking for a man to get in her way. After finishing a mission and looking to finally make her happily ever after with just her and a baby, what happens when a mafia lord gets in the way and she is left to either run for the rest of her life, or accept he won’t let her go?
Fated To You
by ShadowPrincess96
-----[MATURE CONTENT ALERT]"No! I won't let you go this time! No matter how many times more I will be born for you, but I am your eternal fated one." Alex proclaimed passionately.-----What it likes to lose your cherished one, you loved with your whole heart? Luna, the only daughter of a rich businessman, was reincarnated with a new chance to live her life without the regret of a tragic death in her last life. The painful scars from the previous life transformed her to despise love forever. Alex,…
I AM A VIRGIN MOMMA!
by LACXUS
I am a virgin, no kiss, no touch, no sexual fingering and exciting sexual intercourses, yet I have my child? How did this happen? And, Geeezzz! I also have a total package and instant husband! This is crazy!
MOMMA I MADE IT.
by Nisha_James
Some people are born into fortune and has life handed to them, on a silver spoon ,but it was a little different for southside resident Raul Banegas who over all the judgement; he hustle to put his self and his family on top of the radar so one he,d be able to look up to the sky and say momma i did it.